When swank MeatHead Prince Charles isn't ordering UK citizens take fewer showers,
(despite the fact that the Royal Family owns the most amount of land on the face of the planet)
he's 'got beef' with Americans, even demanding they eat less steak (despite owning his own livestock)
All this finger pointing, you would think we were devouring endangered species....
It's not like the Madison Ave metro-sexual socialites are adorned in the 'latest fall' meat fashions:
Maybe he's right? Considering half of US meat is tainted with drug resistant bacteria.
The other half likely being cloned beef "resurrected" from dead cow carcasses.
Either/or, scientific studies have recently come to the understanding that red meat is healthy for you.
So fuck it! This memorial day weekend, throw one on the Bar-B for the pompous prick
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