a gift for the Royal newlyweds

Congrats to the Newlyweds....errr NewlyDreads! The Royal Wedding went off without a hitch.

Who would've guessed otherwise with the recent interception of a memo

hinting at the possibility of deploying Special Forces to UK streets due to a torrent of past protests.

(protests which require a permit I may add, as one cannot freely storm the streets in disgust,
for this is not a democracy you delusional peon,
over 80% of EU laws are passed down by unelected officials)

Many activists were rounded up beforehand

in Pre-Crime fashions similar to Phillip K. Dick's Minority Report

in an effort to curb dissidence before the monarchy's pompous shindig.

Anarchists are on the march don't you know?
For heavens sake, "Muslims" present a clear & present danger:

Some awakened 'Proles', such as Charlie Veitch of the Love Police,

continue to be detained as we speak.

Surely I digress..... back to the soirée!
Forget the worlds turmoil, there was a party to be thrown here.
In America alone, desperate housewives swooned at the idea of a fairy tale wedding amongst Royalty.
Dunkin Donuts was no stranger to this & even featured the Royal Wedding donut,
with its sprinkles of servitude & subtle filling of delusions of grandeur, what a delightful dessert.
The media had a field day with the event, why what better way to detract from the horrors of reality?
CNN sent 8 times more staff to the wedding than to Japan.
& why not? The same world who previously had Bieber fever
was now mesmerized by the Emerald Castle (or so the media would like you to have believed)
For god sakes, these condoms aren't gonna sell themselves!

That's not the only memorabilia,
there was ashtrays

and toilet seat covers for the truly smitten

Ahhh yes, the invitations were in the mail and the catering was in order.

Surely everyone one must have been so excited to attend the majestic ceremony?
Everyone except Obama, who along with the first lady were firmly snubbed from the list.
Must be his manners... or Michelle's deplorable hugs?

Just kidding BO, hop onboard and get jiggy with it!
Now now Barry, fear not, the wedding has their share of dictators on the guest list.
Such as the King of Bahrain, who swiftly rejected the offering.
He's a buzzkill regardless. Others must still share sort of respect for the monarchy:

"Off with their heads"?... ooops, maybe not so much!
But these are commoners, lets ask someone with an eye for beauty, & a taste for exuberance,
Robin Leach of Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous:

Mmmmhmmm, tough crowd... err, Seinfeld?:

"Let's pretend these are special people"....? Well I never!

HMMMM!
Other than the fact that these demagogues are to be worshipped strictly based upon birth alone,
for these mere beings to be regarded as such heathens, there must be something truly amiss here?

Hmmm? Maybe the fact that despite being the largest landowner on earth,
the queen sought UK welfare to heat Buckingham Palace & her many estates,
and the mere fact that the wedding is costing UK taxpayers an estimated $48 million,
sparking outrage in a time when the entire EU is on their last leg with the rest of the world.

Could it be the fact that the family changed their names from the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor,

which is why you typically only hear their title or first name: i.e. the QUEEN, Prince WILLIAM, etc.
This was mainly to hide the fact that the family were indeed Germans.
Which brings us to the Royals links to the Nazis?
Prince Philip's sister Sophia being married to an SS Colonel.
Or the fact that Philip (or Kate's Grandfather-in-law), a devout racist, trained in the Hitler Youth,

was pictured as a boy at the flank of a Nazi funeral

and even started the World Wildlife Fund in 1961
with former SS officer Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands
Philip used environmentalism to push his Eugenics agenda,
there exists many quotes of his thirst to "cull" the population:

"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation,"

“Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival. We’re in for a major disaster if it isn’t curbed–not just for the natural world, but for the human world. The more people there are, the more resources they’ll consume, the more pollution they’ll create, the more fighting they will do. We have no option. If it isn’t controlled voluntarily, it will be controlled involuntarily by an increase in disease, starvation and war.”

Edward VIII & his wife were not only heavy supporters of Hitler.
But helped to create the Nazi regime by funding the National Socialist German Workers Party
through the Bank of England's Lord Montagu Norman.
Meeting the Fuhrer in secret to pull strings for a Nazi victory & Edwards return to the throne.

(pictured right with Hjalmar Schacht)

(Schacht *right* with Hitler)
The queen came into power due to the fact that Edward VIII was a Nazi sympathizer.

(Edward VIII & Duchess of Windsor meeting Hitler)

From what has been described by insiders and analysts,
many of the so-called 'House of Windsor' are indeed bigots.
The queen included. Referring to black people as "nig-nogs" or "blackamoors".
Even the darling Prince Harry was pictured not only sporting Nazi regalia

but also making out with a woman dressed similarly

Who can blame the poor boy, sources close to him say
he allegedly knows Prince Charles is not his father, & he himself is "addicted to prostitutes".

Maybe people hate the Queen due to the fact
that she just dissolved the Canadian Parliament for the 3rd time in 3 years...
that's right, all the naysayers who believe the Royals hold no power:
the Queen once again showed her hand by sending a serious FU to the Canucks.

Maybe it's the fact that the married couple are cousins.... (car crash) COUSINS!?!
Forget it, on with the show,
in the words of the most regal Marie Antoinette:
"Let them eat cake"..

Let's just hope all's well, that ends well... we all remember the tragic outcome of Princess Di,
even William suspecting foul play at large.
Diana's "drunk" driver shown cognitively tying his shoelaces 30 minutes before the crash: