The Pennsylvania Board of Education
is recommending schools tighten their sphincters on the subject of childrens' birthdays.
Proposing parents offer no more than a "single homemade sweet" for parties à la nutrition,
and additionally recommends classrooms allow no more than one joint celebration per month.
Teachers not need be surprised when they hear:
♫"It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to"♫
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