Hazleton, Pennsylvania in an effort to find more excuses to fine its citizenshas now banned indoor furniture from sitting on front porches.
First the FDA raids non-commercial farms of the Amish in Pennsylvania Dutch country repeatedly
simply for drinking raw milk, and now this shit?
Then again... at least the Amish refuse to accept welfare.
Chances are, if a couch hogs up your porch, you're on welfare.
That is, unless it's a frat house or you're elderly.
If you're elderly only thing you have to worry about is this:
First the FDA raids non-commercial farms of the Amish in Pennsylvania Dutch country repeatedly
simply for drinking raw milk, and now this shit?
Then again... at least the Amish refuse to accept welfare.
Chances are, if a couch hogs up your porch, you're on welfare.
That is, unless it's a frat house or you're elderly.
If you're elderly only thing you have to worry about is this:
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